The ever-going saga…the first one is from last September. The other two are from last month.

Writer: IT’S PLAYER PIANO. PLAYER PIANO. YOU KNOW THOSE PIANOS THAT PRACTICALLY PLAY BY THEMSELVES
Spellchecker: I CAN’T HEAR YOU

Me: *shakes head*

Me, a Washingtonian: Yes, Spellchecker, Puyallup is a word…
Spellchecker: …
Me: HA! I WIN!